Pawfice Managers
Taco
CHIEF SNOOZING OFFICER
Taco is a dedicated snoozing professional with 11 years experience and a 100% successful snooze rate. When not snoozing, you can find him borking at the neighbors, or watching the birbs from the couch.
Sasha
CUSTOMER SUCCESS ASSISTANT
“Hello, this is Scanifly, got any bones, I mean drones?”
Ditka
CHIEF CULTURE OFFICER
Ditka leaves a legacy of Four Legged Friday and paw prints on everyone’s heart. He took his role of protector of the workplace culture seriously with his infectious smile and creating a safe space for all with his unconditional love
PJ
SENIOR BRANCH MANAGER
As a highly charismatic Senior Branch Manager, she is in charge of overseeing all vertical and horizontal branches (i.e., the curtains, top of the fridge, and any tall furniture that is occasionally deemed 'the highest point of power') and investigating the structural integrity of household objects by chewing, nibbling, or vigorously shaking them to test durability. As a highly motivated individual with the ability to multitask, squawk at inappropriate moments, and maintain a strong commitment to looking cute, she ensures all snacks in the house are being appropriately distributed.
Henry
SECURITY PAWTROL
Henry has been the most reliable security alarm for the past 8 years. When he's not walking the beat you can find him sleeping in the sun.
Syl
POWER CORD INSPECTOR
Syl is a power cord inspector with over 4 years of experience in testing. She follows the Chew method of testing and holds her level 2 certification, “having cost my owners at least $200 in cord replacements.”
Wit
TIME KEEPER
Wit comes from a background in hiding under blankets, but he has recently shifted career paths to become a time keeper. You can always count on him to announce that the time is either between 7am and 9am, or between 7pm and 9pm.
Lucy
LEAD NAPPER
When Lucy is not taking a nap, she enjoys eating everything in her path. She loves the cold weather, sunshine, and prefers chewing sticks over plastic chew toys.
King Louie
BREAK MANAGER
Louie is from the mean streets of Arkansas and was bottle fed from days old. His main job is to make sure the day is full of breaks for some pets. He’s a great hunter and protective over his family.
Coco Chanel
DIRECTOR OF KARENS
Coco is a sweet girl that loves to be brushed and purrs like a freight train. She never misses a meal or chance to announce her presence in a room with a loud meow or two.
Stella
CERTIFIED CRUMB CLEANER
No crumb left behind.
MIlo
GENERAL TREAT COUNSEL
Milo is a wiley vet who’s held the highly coveted position of General Treat Counsel for over 10 years. A seasoned expert in all things treats, he’s always on the lookout for his next tasty snack to invest in. When he's not busy taste-testing the latest offerings, Milo can be found licking the floor for any crumbs that may have fallen, a testament to his unwavering love for food. Despite his age, Milo remains energetic and always ready for his next meal.
Sylvester
CHIEF OF SNACKS
Sylvester monitors the snack bowl like a soldier on patrol, if we're out of kibble, he'll let you know. He is integral to team moral & is always there for support & comfort.
Nala
BARKETING MANAGER
Responsibilities include sniffing out trends, tail-waggingly good branding, and barking orders to the team (in a friendly manner, of course). Must excel in paw-ductive brainstorming sessions.
Paco
SOCK INVENTORY MANAGER
Paco has one job, and he takes that job very seriously - socks acquisition. When he locks in on a new target, he will get that sock at all costs. No socks left behind.
Annie
JUNIOR SAFETY SUPERVISOR
Graduated top of her class in snuggle and safety management training. Voted most likely to steal hearts.